You randomly list 12 characters you are fangirl/boyish about or just like. Let's get started...
1. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
2. Castiel (Supernatural)
3. Richard Castle (Castle)
4. Shawn Spencer (Psych)
5. Peter Burke (White Collar)
6. Link (Legend of Zelda series)
7. Gokudera Hayato (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
8. Axel (Kingdom Hearts II)
9. Julius Monrey (Heart no Kuni no Alice)
10. Hiei (YuYu Hakusho)
11. John Winchester (Supernatural)
12. Bruce Wayne/ Batman (Batman)
01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?
Well, if the course were on the supernatural, John Winchester. If it were on silence, Link for sure XD
02. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Nomnom Shawn Spencer <333 8D~
03. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?
Oh holy hell that'd be the day. Batman wouldn't know what to do with Axel, so he lets him do whatever he wants. Axel decides his mission is to burn the other side of Two Face's face. Obvs it succeeds.
04. What is or would be 9's favourite book?
Probably one on fixing clocks o_o Or making the best coffee XD
05. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?
Link would probably swear fealty to Cas, seeing as Link swears fealty to freaking everybody.
06. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?
Peter would definitely choose Julius because he doesn't bother anyone and not quite as deadly as Hiei.
07. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Cas, Gokudera and Batman? (I really want to be at that restaurant ffffff) They would go to a burger joint and probably not talk at all.
08. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?
Castle was obviously joking, but Hiei doesn't get it, so Castle almost gets his head chopped off. Almost.
09. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?
Axel would set Dean on fire until he let Roxas go (Oh yeah, I went there).
10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.
Honor Thy Father and Mother... XD
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?
That couldn't have been a better pairing, seriously. Dean and Sam go to Santa Barbara for some kind of haunting and enlist the local psychic Shawn to help
12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
We'd get along by discussing strategies to protect Jyuudaime! XD
13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
I'd just like to hang with Castle for a day. That guy is hilarious. We'd embarrass Alexis so much XD
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?
I wish D: ILU Papa Win! ;3;
15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?
Castiel would side with... Peter. Because Peter is obedient and likes the rules. Unlike Shawn XD
16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?
Something snarky? Or nothing at all.
17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?
Burning For You - Blue Oyster Cult XDD
18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Dean. No contest. (Bruce wouldn't be so rude and Link probably wouldn't care all that much)
19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?
"Um... for a male demon you're... Yeah I can't do this."
20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
For interfering with another department's soopar sekrit investigation probably.
21. What is 6's secret?
Probably that he's the Hero of Time. Or that he saves everyone's ass in general and no one bothers to realize it was him XD
22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
John. He's got some sweet-ass vehicles.
23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?
... Between Castle and Gokudera, I'd probably pick Gokudera. Castle embellishes a LOT. Well, Gokudera does too, but not nearly as much as Castle XD
24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?
"What Sort of F*ckery Is This?!" by malletchan
25. Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
No one would read it and I would write it because that kind of crackfic is right up my alley XD