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Tbqh...

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I was just tired of that fan meme being the main journal entry.

SO HOW ARE THINGS.
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Fan Meme

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You randomly list 12 characters you are fangirl/boyish about or just like. Let's get started...

1. Dean Winchester (Supernatural)
2. Castiel (Supernatural)
3. Richard Castle (Castle)
4. Shawn Spencer (Psych)
5. Peter Burke (White Collar)
6. Link (Legend of Zelda series)
7. Gokudera Hayato (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
8. Axel (Kingdom Hearts II)
9. Julius Monrey (Heart no Kuni no Alice)
10. Hiei (YuYu Hakusho)
11. John Winchester (Supernatural)
12. Bruce Wayne/ Batman (Batman)

01. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11?

Well, if the course were on the supernatural, John Winchester. If it were on silence, Link for sure XD




02. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Nomnom Shawn Spencer <333 8D~


03. 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

Oh holy hell that'd be the day. Batman wouldn't know what to do with Axel, so he lets him do whatever he wants. Axel decides his mission is to burn the other side of Two Face's face. Obvs it succeeds.

04. What is or would be 9's favourite book?

Probably one on fixing clocks o_o Or making the best coffee XD


05. Would it make more sense for 2 to swear fealty to 6, or the other way around?

Link would probably swear fealty to Cas, seeing as Link swears fealty to freaking everybody.


06. For some reason, 5 is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10?

Peter would definitely choose Julius because he doesn't bother anyone and not quite as deadly as Hiei.


07. 2, 7 and 12 have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?

Cas, Gokudera and Batman? (I really want to be at that restaurant ffffff) They would go to a burger joint and probably not talk at all.


08. 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

Castle was obviously joking, but Hiei doesn't get it, so Castle almost gets his head chopped off. Almost.


09. If 1 stole 8's most precious possession, how would s/he get it back?

Axel would set Dean on fire until he let Roxas go (Oh yeah, I went there).


10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 and 12 both attain what they most desire.

Honor Thy Father and Mother... XD


11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 and 1 to work together?

That couldn't have been a better pairing, seriously. Dean and Sam go to Santa Barbara for some kind of haunting and enlist the local psychic Shawn to help :D


12. If 7 visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?

We'd get along by discussing strategies to protect Jyuudaime! XD


13. If you could command 3 to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?

I'd just like to hang with Castle for a day. That guy is hilarious. We'd embarrass Alexis so much XD


14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11?

I wish D: ILU Papa Win! ;3;


15. If 2 had to choose sides between 4 and 5, which would it be?

Castiel would side with... Peter. Because Peter is obedient and likes the rules. Unlike Shawn XD


16. What might 10 shout while charging into battle?

Something snarky? Or nothing at all.


17. If you chose a song to represent 8, which song would you choose?

Burning For You - Blue Oyster Cult XDD


18. 1, 6 and 12 are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?

Dean. No contest. (Bruce wouldn't be so rude and Link probably wouldn't care all that much)


19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10?

"Um... for a male demon you're... Yeah I can't do this."


20. What would 5 most likely be arrested for?

For interfering with another department's soopar sekrit investigation probably.


21. What is 6's secret?
Probably that he's the Hero of Time. Or that he saves everyone's ass in general and no one bothers to realize it was him XD


22. If 11 and 9 were racing to a destination, who would get there first?

John. He's got some sweet-ass vehicles.

23. 3 and 7 tell conflicting versions of events. Which is more reliable?

... Between Castle and Gokudera, I'd probably pick Gokudera. Castle embellishes a LOT. Well, Gokudera does too, but not nearly as much as Castle XD

24. 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4's sinister secret organization. 11volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 they seek out 3, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic?

"What Sort of F*ckery Is This?!" by malletchan

25. Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

No one would read it and I would write it because that kind of crackfic is right up my alley XD
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Music Meme

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1. If someone says 'Are you okay' you say: O Virdissima Virga - Hildegard Von Bingen

2. How would you describe yourself: Re:MEMBER - FLOW

3. What do you look for in a guy/girl?: Gold - Repo! The Genetic Opera Soundtrack

4. How do you feel today: Hakuna Matata - The Lion King Soundtrack

5. What is your life's purpose: Green Finch And Linnett Bird - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street Soundtrack

6. What's your motto: Baby - Stephen Lynch

7. What do your friends think of you: Dream On - Aerosmith

8. What do your parents think of you: Lust For Blood - Gackt

9. What do you think about very often: Weird Science - Oingo Boingo

10. What do you think about your first kiss: Magic Touch - Clor

11. What do you think about your best friend: Like A Boss - The Lonely Island

12. What is your life story: Love Bites - Def Leppard

13. What do you want to be when you grow up: Crazy Little Thing Called Love - Stray Cats

14. What do you think when you see the person you like: Drawing Days - SPLAY

15. What will you dance to at your wedding: Girls And Boys - Good Charlotte

16. What will they play at your funeral: COLORS - Utada Hikaru

17. What is your hobby/interest: The Kids Aren't Alright - The Offspring

18. What is your biggest secret: Knights Of The Round Table - Monty Python

19. What do you want right now: Give A Little Bit - GooGoo Dolls

20. What do you think of your friends: Far Longer Than Forever - The Swan Princess Soundtrack

Go ahead, try it! Put your mp3/ audio player of choice on Shuffle and answer the questions with the song titles that come up. No cheating, enter them in the order they come.
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ツンデレ Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[ ] You come off as sort of aloof to other people.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[x] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities.
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 3

ヤンデレ Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[ ] You're very sweet and kind in public.
[ ] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically.
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise
[ ] You have a crush who you'd literally kill for.
[x] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Schizophrenic?
Total: 1

メガネっ娘 Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses.
[x] You are/can sometimes/always be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded.
[x] You are always very polite in your speech. (Well... usually)
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field.
[ ] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something. (Don't we all?)
Total: 5

突っ込み Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[x] You have friend(s) who often make dumb or embarrassing remarks.
[x] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you'd be the "yin"
[x] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: 3

ボケ Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments.
[x] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you'd be the "yang".
[x] You are normally very laidback and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend. (I don't really have angry friends XD)
Total: 3

大和撫子 Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[x] You are always, almost overly, polite. (I'm only informal with like... 10 people XD)
[x] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[x] You're an excellent cook.
[x] You are hardly ever angry.
[ ] You have really long hair.
Total: 4


Sexy Character
[x] Your bust/package is...formidable. (......*having images*)
[x] You like making sexual innuendos.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen (hot springs)
[ ] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You're an expert cosplayer.
[x] You like the taste of alcohol. (Well... some alcohol.)
Total: 3


Loli/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[ ] You adore cute things and/or the word "kawaii".
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like "-chan," "-tan," "-sempai," etc...
[x] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like "nyo," "nyu," "un," etc...
[ ] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 2

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